when people flirt with me
Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - I wanna have sex with you!
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype
If I were drunk right now, would you kiss me?
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me
*rubs eyes*
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
*scREAMS*